codons:

this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again 

her-carcass-reanimates:

rotten-fruit-and-perfect-aim:

starvingfartist:

i knew you were trouble when you walked in

now im lion on the cold hard ground

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE

RUNNING ROUND LEAVING SCARS

the-rogue-0f-light:

dirk—-strider:

for jo because of sexist assholes outside of her school

#ANGRY FEMINIST BRO STRIDER

nuclearoverreactor:

Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. 

putoshop:

you found me

bikinimybottom:

last year we read romeo and juliet and the teacher said that romeo and his friends were equivalent to a gang and the girl behind me whispered ‘ima pop a capulet in yo ass’ 

freinne:

adding rose to the strider household is instant comedy gold i swear to god

hardlyfunctioningempath:

Will Graham texts 

davestrida:

super smash bros

harvesting-rainbows:

crippledhand:

revamped kawaii gamzee

now transparent 

put it on your blog

put it on your dog

put it on your cat

just dont put it on a meteor with 12 other trolls that are the last of their species

thelimeblood:

poserstuck: an au where everyone is a poser, and dave is exactly the same.

john is a big nerd and tries to be cool by being a hipster but karkat knows he’s full of shit and gets really pissed off at him because of it. but at the same time karkat’s a big softie with bright red hair and dyes it black so he can look and act tougher

i finally drew some johnkat again WOW look at that

poi-cake:

boredom strikes

adiostoreador:

kinky-hipsters:

timetravellingcrab:

awesomepiekat-apk:

vriskers-serket-mindfang:

I’m gonna make a homestuck final-styled test 50 questions(for easy grading) with facts from random parts of the comic like -what color are Dave’s eyes? To -where IS…